2 day old account. Whacha doin there, OP? Do they know they don’t have to farm karma here?

It’s fucking Joe and Duncan Trussel

I don’t want to fix anyone’s social media addiction. I want to bitch about kids on social media and feel like a genius

So they say. But if that were the case then why did Skyscraper-forehead get his polycule and a bone zone pass. Surely he could have helped save his species from extinction without being married, no?

The kiosk salesman approach

I think this is covered under his special “only Jedi who is allowed to fuck” provisions.

Old people over a certain age were forced to be right hand dominant as children because jesus. There’s this weird thing when the computer age happened some found themselves using mice left handed but didn’t know why

Guy just likes wacky little dudes and making a fortune off toys. Remember “Jar Jar is the key to all of this”

looks like you’re going to the Honk-shoo Realm, Jimbo

Fuk u no, scrolling ass is my reason to live

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It was not known to me but based just on the description of melange and how Paul saw reality after taking it, it should have been obvious

Peak reditor move for a web service with this amount of non-americans

One of the last subreddits I used to frequent was a redscare podcast sub where women would just post horny ass art by this artist and that Krump cartoonist guy

Guess all is forgiven then. Actually maybe that means he can finally run for president

Nah. Shit’s pretty deliberately about making money for a handful of half-reptile child fuckers and perpetuating the culture war.

Funnily enough I was confused about why they named their update this until I read your comment. Nobody has been named yet in the cyber attack but this little cartoon character of an account just clued me in on what was going on.

The point would probably be everyone’s probably cut out for actually living in a gentle and egalitarian world. We’d just bring our baggage into it and ruin it for everyone else. There probably was a time where I was but I got it beat out of me and now I just find dudes fortnite dancing at the dead Nazi’s wife irreconcilably funny. But it’s more because actual in this current zeitgeist they’re so far beyond the reach of any actual consequences.

I can’t reconcile that situation with my desire to live in a world where we don’t fuck with people. And I don’t really think holding back and showing them kindness prompts the various Kirks of the world to look at anyone differently. It never protected me anyway.

That kind of is the actual Ubermensch mentality, I guess. I respect that morality but I also know what they’d do to you for the crime of just being a gentle person.