I’m gonna say that my mutt rescue puppy disproves this theory 100%, since he can flip his head straight up and chomp on my arm in like half a second flat. Fuckface murdermouth has a three axis neck.

But god damn he’s a good looking dog and I really like him most of the time.

will eventually

You’re looking for “may eventually”. We’re not anywhere near this so using it as a current argument is rather silly.