Baconday

A special day in celebration of celery. 🤣🥓

This is the comment of comments 😂🤣🤣

I didn’t think that through very well 🤣

Maybe we can meet in the middle 😂

Who will save the princess now?

They make em with a pocket–for lack of a better term–to store our junk in. These are amazing. Eliminated the need for public adjustment and the ever increasing threat of sitting on a ball.

Not easy but have enough surplus to cover those things.

Also try to remember all the mortgage you’re paying you’ll most likely get back when you sell, unlike when you rent.

That’s great news! Thank you.

Damn, that sucks. Hope they’re all okay!

Somewhat related to how bad it is at that company right now:

Yesterday my brother and I drove by a brand new Jeep Wrangler (had a new car plate) that looked like a 24 or 25 that was burnt to the ground from the engine (my guess as the burning was much worse there than the cabin.) Emergency services were there still putting water on the engine bay but the ambulances were already gone. Hopefully everyone is okay.

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Lol no, manufacturing

Good advice! 😂

This is going on the suggestion box at work.

LMAO!! Like a Denver Omelette, never heard of it until it was on a movie. I lived here my whole damn life. People just be naming shit after is without our involvement.

What the fuck? I live near Denver and I’ve never had a Denver. This is bullshit!

My son has a WW2 gas mask, I should try that next time without warning. Wonder what my wife would say?

Putting them in the fridge for a few hours or more before chopping (overnight is best) also works.

I know, I’m not funny. But maybe someone will find this helpful.

Me too 😁

Wait… The smiley face saved your son’s life?