Keeping an eye on your goal leaves only one for the way.

Schwarz-weiß denken

It’s safe to assume that there will also be spiders

If you’re in Europe think about the heat.

They made me watch Woodstock footage.

It has all of the logical fallacy of “people who like peanut butter are twice as likely to be in a car accident” but with dicks.

Its almost performance art. Almost.

But everyone pays taxes, even the unemployed. Every purchase has taxes on it. For this proposal to work as he wants, the entire tax burden will have to be transferred to the income tax. Enjoy the tax hike and labor crisis.

I just won’t travel there🤷

Who’s winning?

It’s the only thing to crash into for miles

Wait until you hear about near-pear warfare.

Yeah, and what do they get?

You can’t use that word like that, this is the internet.

If you pay for the tickets I will come explain that you are 2nd place.

It’s time for Binface.

The sort of code an idiot puts on his luggage.

They get wasps from a temping agency to cover the evening rush.

Funding schools framed as corruption.

If everywhere is fucked, you might as well be somewhere warm and beautiful.

If you want universal uptake, you need to be in the schools.