I refuse to watch anything with Tucker Carlson’s big dumb head on it.

Yeah, well, I condemn the limp reaction to a literal ongoing genocide by one of our supposed “allies”.

I guess we’re even, then.

No language or speaking required.

I’m shocked. Shocked and appalled, I tell you.

HELL no.

You think the removal of one system of government to institute another (even if that system is as little of a system as possible), along with a radical redistribution of wealth, happens without violence?

I may have a bridge to sell you.

You don’t see Brian Thompson making any more money for United Health, do you?

Not unless we stop them.

Russia started this clusterfuck to try and stop EU membership for Ukraine. Makes sense that the best way to thwart them would be to do the original thing they were trying to prevent.

As much as I hate Fortnite and gen AI, I can’t bring myself to care about anything negatively affecting Roblox after they revealed themselves to be the child predator haven it is now.

Ah yes. Proudly standing on the side of pedophilia and the decades-long abuse of Britain’s youth. Great PR move.

The Teenage Engineering vinyl cutter goes for something like $150 for a little portable home machine that makes 5" discs.

"I really want to threaten you, but I turned around to check and there isn’t actually anyone standing behind me.

…friends?"

That is…profoundly icky. The man’s been dead 30 years, let him rest for fuck’s sake.

Inb4 Russian tank AI fires on its own troops

I don’t know how a painting can convey “this horse has disturbing carnal knowledge”, but it sure does.

I don’t recall seeing specific messages to counter the effects of a Ukrainian drone strike before this.

Things in Leningrad Oblast must really be out of control if they’re specifically telling us it’s fine.

Article said NASA drew the line when one of the cosmonauts wanted to bust out a saw to try and reach the remaining leak.

Leave it to Roscosmos to start cutting holes to fix a hole. I can totally imagine the radio going “Do NOT use the saw! That’s it, we’re sending everyone to the shelter.”

I mean you, rulu, are a dumbass. This is an unfunny meme and you should feel bad for wasting the internet’s time with it.

Do better, for all our sakes.