I got 1 line in and had to stop reading to come and post exactly this.

Bet it still tastes better than little caesars

It’s always been garbage. Not this multiverse or after im3 or whatever. The movies have always been trash.

you see that’s the thing, its not exactly blue stats. its blue city’s, islands surrounded by hundreds of miles of red oceans

reminds me of the classic joke, Mickey, you say you want to divorce Minnie because she’s silly? No, i said she was fucking goofy!