2027

CNN: “The United Stares has again vetoed sending aid to Palestine and Ukraine in the latest UN vote…”

Apple: “We’re so pleased to announce the 20th anniversary iPhone! It’s starts at $2,999….”

I can hear him swearing.

“We’ve done nothing and we’re all out of ideas!”

In spite of this, the US government does not actually have meaningful diplomatic relations with the American people.

Jellico: “I’m busting you to Lieutenant Junior Grade.”

The microwave is hardcore mode.

Thank you for your service, Mr. Jackson.

Every time Omni-man tells you to look at something, it disappears.

DuckDuckGo

“Oh, you’re a fan of countries? Name them all.”

Just wanted you to know I caught the sarcasm. 👊

It is so, SO much worse than this one incident.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lTczPEG8iI

If you want to permanently delete your account, just say something critical about Mark Zuckerberg.

From the Line Goes Up school of thought.

Until observed, it exists in a state where it is both popped and unpopped.

This: https://lemmy.world/post/52572307

And this: https://lemmy.world/post/52589971

Intrusive thought: “Throw!”