They can prop him up with one of those exoskeletons Trump uses

I know that no Western country has a spotless record, but… I’m surprised the US government isn’t trying to exterminate the local population with infected blankets.

“Your offspring orphaned because I wanted to have my ass wiped clean”

Trump basically saying “my 80-year-old wrinkly ass being worth more than your lire”

He was evacuated with the blonde bimbo in charge of the diaper changing grudge

How can you pass the Gandhi purity test?

Dad, do you know about crack cocaine?

Why do you think you’ve always lived in rented accomodations?

6’1 eunuch

It would be difficult to find something non barbaric in the history of the US.

Your average US president, then.

No has never no’d so hard.

I should have called it Phallogoria

I would have to wash the taste off my mouth with a shot of brandy, a line of gunpowder and a cigar

And very difficult to scrub the grease off of

I just hate Adobe.

Having them is fine, bragging about them is not.

Bombing people didn’t prevent the Nobel Prize committee from awarding Obama. Trump won’t get one because he’s dumb af and keep saying the quiet part out loud.

We could start considering that urban planning in America has always been aimed at making protesting almost impossible. That and most people being one paycheck away from homelessness.

If you write “money that could be spent to improve the citizens’ life” in Sharpie above your ass and the person eating you out wears a toupee and a red tie you could pass it as performance art.

Trump would execute people because they didn’t grovel enough at his feet.