LOL, Pirates of the Caribbean!

OP, you must live in my head, or something!

Time to Black Flag this bitch…

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History: Mutineer (Escaped Slave) (+1sa)

Captain: Gal Gadot [♥♥] (+1sw)

First Mate: Alexandra Shipp [♥] (+2sk)

Castaway: Kelly Brook [♥] (+2sa)

Pirate Haven: Francia Raisa [♥♥] (Shipwright) (+1sa) and Nico Parker [♥♥] (Vendor) (+1sk)

Ambush: Katheryn Winnick [♥] (+2sk)

Merchant Ship: Nathalie Emmanuel [♥♥] (Merchant’s Wife) (+2sk)

Privateer: Grace Caroline Currey [♥♥] (Swordsman) (+2sw)

Cabin Girl: Mckenna Grace [♥♥] (+2sw)

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Stats:

• Sailing: 4
• Swashbuckling: 6
• Skulduggery: 7

The Storm: Survived the Storm!

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Swashbuckling Crewmate 1: Jennifer Lopez [♥] (Captain) (-3sa)

Swashbuckling Crewmate 2: Briana Smith [♥] (Privateer: Gunner) (-3sa)

Skullduggery Crewmate 1: Cameron Brink [♥♥] (-1sk)

Skullduggery Crewmate 2: Cindy Mello [♥♥] (-1sk)

Skullduggery Crewmate 3: Emmy Rossum [♥♥] (-2sk)

Skullduggery Crewmate 4: Freya Allan [♥♥] (-1sk)

Skullduggery Crewmate 5: Pom Klementieff [♥♥] (-2sk)

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Celebs: 16

Tough to Turn Down:

• Adèle Exarchopoulos [♥] (First Mate)
• Angourie Rice (Cabin Girl)
• Daniela Pineda [♥] [♥] (Privateer: Bounty Hunter)
• Elizabeth Debicki (Captain)
• Kim Kardashian (Castaway)
• Millie Bobby Brown [♥] (Cabin Girl)

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"Oh, Sally Brown, she’s a nice young lady—

• …WEIGH-HEY! WE ROLL AND GO!
• …And we roll all night, and we roll all day
• …To spend our money on Sally Brown!"

"Oh, Sally Brown, she’s a bright mulatto—

• …WEIGH-HEY! WE ROLL AND GO!
• …Oh, she drinks dark rum and she chews tobacco—
• …WEIGH-HEY! WE ROLL AND GO!
• …And we roll all night, and we roll all day
• …To spend our money on Sally Brown!"

• History: Duelist (0 Sailing / 1 Swashbuckling / 0 Skulduggery) <- a duel we won
• Captain: Elizabeth Debicki (1 / 1 / 0) <- she’s butt hurt we won the duel infront of her crew.
• First Mate: Adele Exarchopoulos (1 / 2 / 0) <- she really likes to lick & suck everyone clean after our bedroom adentures
• Castaway: Kelly Brook (3 / 2 / 0) <- on the middle of the deck. infront of the entire crew who are all encouring us
• Pirate Haven: Thomasin McKenzie & Rachel Senott (3 / 3 / 1)
• Ambush: Penny Lane (3 / 5 / 1)
• Merchant Ship: Hayley Atwell (5 / 5 / 1)
• Privateer: Briana Smith (7 / 5 / 1)
• Cabin Girl: McKenna Grace (7 / 7 / 1) <- she’s Adele’s new apprentice in being our slave

SUCCESS!

• Kathryn Winnick searched out our ship when in port and begged to be accepted into the crew. she has a CNC fantasy and needs a, now legendary, pirate to be her assailer.
• Brianna Smith quickly joined our crew. She’s will happily work and plunder for us. all she wants is to be our brood mare
• Grace Caroline Currey heard about our dueling skills and asked to join up. she happily pays for the lessons with her body
• We found Hayley Atwell waiting for us next time we docked at the pirate haven. she already had a baby lump after our last encounter, but wants to join up. she had sold her ship to cover her debts and the rest she offered to us.
• Thomasin McKenzie also joined up with our crew and quickly becomes the crews little freeuse toy
• Nathalie Emmanuel joined up after her she heard we had sunk her husband’s ship. she’s bit sad she didn’t get to witness it. she’s an excellent cook and she raises the morale of the crew with her masterpieces. a recently made widow she needs our cock/support.
• Freya Allen has heard about all the debaucery on our ship and wants to join

Stats: Sailing ⛵️/Swashbuckling ⚔️/Skullduggery 💀

• My history: Duelist (+1⚔️ = 0/1/0)
• The Captain: Jennifer Lopez (+1💀 = 0/1/1)
• My First Mate: Emma Stone (+2⛵️ = 2/1/1)
• The castaway: Kelly Brooke (+2⛵️ = 4/1/1)
• The pirate haven: Shailene Woodley, Thomasin McKenzie (+1⛵️+1⚔️ = 5/2/1)
• The ambush: Katheryn Winnick (+2💀 = 5/2/3)
• The merchant ship: Nathalie Emmanuel (+2💀 = 5/2/5)
• The Privateer: Briana Smith (+2⚔️ = 5/4/5)
• The cabin girl: Angourie Rice (+2💀 = 5/4/7)
• The Storm (-4⛵️ = 1/4/7)

My crew:

• Briana Smith (-1⛵️ = 0/4/7)
• Nathalie Emmanuel (-2⚔️ = 0/2/7)
• Emma Stone (-2⚔️ = 0/0/7)
• Pom Klementieff (-2💀 = 0/0/5)
• Lily James (-3💀 = 0/0/2)
• Emmy Rossum (-2 💀 = 0/0/0)

Captain Elizabeth Debicki (1 Sa, 0 Sw, 0 Sk)

First Mate Emma Stone (3 Sa, 0 Sw, 0 Sk)

Castaway - Kate Winslet (3 Sa, 2 Sw, 0 Sk)

Pirate Haven - Shailene Woodley/Thomasin McKenzie (4 Sa, 3 Sw, 0 Sk)

Ambush - Shantel van Santen (6 Sa, 3 Sw, 0 Sk)

Merchant Ship - Hayley Atwell (8 Sa, 3 Sw, 0 Sk)

Privateer - Daniela Pineda (8 Sa, 3 Sw, 2 Sk)

Cabin Girl - Angourie Rice (8 Sa, 3 Sw, 4 Sk)

Crew: Shantel van Santen, Grace Caroline Currey, Daniela Pineda, Katheryn Winnick (4 Sa) - Hayley Atwell (2 sw) - Marisa Tomei, Pom Klementieff (4 Sk)

Duelist 010

Elizabeth 110

Emma 310

Kim 312

Francia/Thomasin 422

Katheryn 424

Nathalie 426

Brianna 626

McKenna 646

—Crew/Harem:

Katheryn & Grace -2

Thomasin -2

Diane, Cindy, Freya, Cameron -6

Mutineer 1 Sailing

Captain Elizabeth Debicki 1 Sailing

First Mate Emma Stone 2 Sailing

Castaway Kelly Brook 2 Sailing

Haven Iris Apatow 1 Swashbuckling

Haven2 Rachel Sennott 1 Skulduggery

Ambush Katheryn Winnick 2 Skulduggery

Merchant Nathalie Emmanuel 2 Skulduggery

Privateer Daniea Pineda 2 Skulduggery

Cabin Girl McKenna Grace 2 Swashbuckling

Storm Sailing 6

Shantel Van Santen

Katheryn Winnick

3 Swashbuckling Kelly Brook

7 Skulduggery

Rebecca Ferguson 3

Marisa Tomei 2

Cindy Mello 1

Freya Allen 1

History- Mutineer (+1Sa)

Captain- Gal Gadot (+1Sw)

First mate- Adele Exarchopolous (+2Sw)

Castaway- Kim Kardashian (+2Sk)

Pirate Haven- Shailene Woodley, Thomasin McKenzie (+1Sa, +1Sw)

Ambush- Katheryn Winnick (+2Sk)

Merchant ship- Hayley Atwell (+2Sa)

Privateer- Grace Caroline Currey (+2Sw)

Cabin Girl- McKenna Grace (+2Sw)

Sailing-4 Swashbuckling-8 Skullduggery-4

Storm (Sailing >= 4) pass

Swashbuckling rewards- Thomasin McKenzie (-2SW) Shailene Woodley (-2Sw), Katheryn Winnick (-2SW), Adele Exarchopolous (-2SW)

Skullduggery rewards- Lily James (-3Sk), Freya Allan (-1Sk)

• History: Duelist (0/1/0)
• Captain: Elizabeth Debicki (1 / 1 / 0) – Get kidnapped after drunkenly challenging her to a duel and getting surprise whacked behind the head
• First Mate: Adele Exarchopoulos (1 / 2 / 0) – We bonded during my captivity and secretly hooked up and conspired against Cpt Debicki
• Castaway: Kelly Brook (3 / 2 / 0)
• Pirate Haven 1: Iris Apatow, Virgin Whore (3 / 3 / 0)
• Pirate Haven 2: Francia Raisa, Shipwright (4 / 3 / 0)
• Ambush: Penny Lane (4 / 5 / 0) – Board her ship and best her in a duel
• Merchant Ship: Hayley Atwell (6 / 5 / 0)
• Privateer: Grace Caroline Currey (6 / 7 / 0)
• Cabin Girl: Angourie Rice (6 / 7 / 2) – Bedslave, looks up to Adele as a big sister

SUCCESS! Sailing >= 4

• Penny Lane – Adele seduces her into abandoning her naval commission, and she now serves as the ships Tactician and Adele’s sub. Mad ffm 3somes
• Grace Caroline Currey – After besting her in a duel, joined my crew constantly demanding a rematch where the winner domms the loser, but constantly loses on purpose. She’s my new bodyguard.
• Iris Apatow – After taking her virginity, she fell in love with me and stowed away on my ship. 2nd Bedslave and has a strong rivalry with Angourie Rice.
• Nathalie Emmanuel – After sinking her husband’s ship, she’s now the ship’s accountant
• Freya Allan
• Cindy Mello

SA = Sailing SB = Swashbuckling SK = Skulduggery

History: Duelist (+1 SB)

The Captain: Elizabeth Debicki (+1 SA)

First Mate: Emma Stone (+2 SA)

The Castaway: Kelly Brook (+2 SA) I’m a tits guy so this is the perfect option

The Pirate Haven: Iris Apatow (+1 SB) and Rachel Sennott (+1 SK)

The Ambush: Katheryn Winnick (+2 SK)

The Merchant Ship: Hayley Atwell (+2 SA)

The Privateer: Daniena Pineda (+2 SK)

The Cabin Girl: Millie Bobby Brown (+1 SA)

Total SA: 7 Total SB: 2 Total SK: 7

I have 7 sailing points so i can pick out 3 ladies from the ambush and the privateer to join my crew. I choose Grace C Currey, Penny Lane, and Shantel Vansanten

Using squash buckling points (2) to add ladies to the crew, I can only choose 1 that I have selected before because i only have 2 points so I’ll pick Kelly Brook

Using skullduggery points:

Lily James (4 left)

Diane Guerrero (1 left)

Freya Allen (0)

DUELIST + 1 Sw

Captain: Elizabeth Debicki + 1 Sa

First Mate: Emma Stone + 2 Sa

Castyaway: Kelly Brook + 2 Sa

Pirate Haven: Thomasin McKenzie & Rachel Sennott + 1 Sw & Sk

Ambush: Katheryn Winnick + 2 Sk

Merchant Ship: Hayley Atwell + 2 Sa

Privateer: Daniella Pineda + 2 Sk

Cabin Girl: Angourie Rice + 2 Sk

7 Sailing | 2 Swashbuckling | 7 Skulduggery

Good Ending!

Rewards:

• Penny Lane, Briana Smith & Grace Caroline Currey - 3 Sa

• Angourie Rice - 2 Sw

• Diane Guerrero, Emmy Roussm, Freya Allen & Cameron Brink - 7 Sk

My History: Mutineer (+1 Sailing) [1 Sail/0 Swash/0 Skull]

The Captain: Jennifer Lopez (+1 Skullduggery) [1 Sail/0 Swash/1 Skull]

First Mate: Emma Stone (+2 Sailing) [3 Sail/0 Swash/1 Skull]

The Castaway: Kate Winslet (+2 Swashbuckling) [3 Sail/2 Swash/1 Skull]

Pirate Haven: Francia Raisa & Rachel Sennot (+1 Sailing/+1 Skullduggers) [4 Sail/2 Swash/2 Skull]

The Ambush: Shantel VanSanten (+2 Sailing) [6 Sail/2 Swash/2 Skull]

Merchant Ship: Nathalie Emmanuel (+2 Skullduggery) [6 Sail/2 Swash/4 Skull]

The Privateer: Grace Curry (+2 Swashbuckling) [6 Sail/4 Swash/4 Skull]

Cabin Girl: Angourie Rice (+2 Skullduggery) [6 Sail/4 Swash/6 Skull]

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The Storm: Sailing <4 - I survive the Storm - Shantel VanSanten and Daniella Pineda join the Crew

Swash Points (4): Emma Stone and Nathalie Emmanuel join the Crew

Skull Points (6): Diane Guerrero, Marisa Tomei and Cameron Brink join the Crew

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Awesome Game, loved it! I always liked the Story Games like this one the most on the old Reddit. Happy to see the quality hasn’t changed! 🔥