I know this is not about this, so I apologize, but I wish I could tell them these or passed a message: The current boss, that I wish I could do much much better at my job. The previous one, “fuck you, liar.” The one before that, “I hope you fucking die painfully and in disgrace, you fucking cult-leading dishonorable shit stain of an excuse of a human.”
After you fired me, I’m the one who made all the printers in every branch across the country spit out all their paper over that weekend.
You’re lucky I didn’t print solid black and drain your toner. 😇
Change your WiFi password!!!
Not your boss anymore. Doesn’t count.
Hmm. What if I don’t have a job? Who would be “boss?”
That I’m retired. That sweet double paycheck keeps me from sucking dick for a living now that I cant do any other kind of job
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I spend about 30min per shift sitting at the toilet. I have stolen some products (fruits, ketchup, cheese) from the warehouse. I think his taste in cars is ridiculous (at the moment he drives some kind of matte-golden lamborghini SUV)
sweet nothings
