🃏Joker@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-229 days agoUrinals should not exist.sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square68fedilinkarrow-up150arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up150arrow-down1imageUrinals should not exist.sh.itjust.works🃏Joker@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-229 days agomessage-square68fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-229 days agoAn Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scottishman walk into a bar and immediately begin urinating into their foam seats. “What are you doing!?” exclaims the barman. The Irishman zips up and replies, “it is my Celtic birthright to mark my territory from foreign invaders.” The Englishman zips up and replies, “it was like that when I got here”. The Scottishman carries on peeing and replies, “what does it look like I’m doing you daft cunt?”
An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scottishman walk into a bar and immediately begin urinating into their foam seats.
“What are you doing!?” exclaims the barman.
The Irishman zips up and replies, “it is my Celtic birthright to mark my territory from foreign invaders.”
The Englishman zips up and replies, “it was like that when I got here”.
The Scottishman carries on peeing and replies, “what does it look like I’m doing you daft cunt?”