The world of Linuxia beckons you! Your annoying guide flexes their gear the moment you spawn

Gentoo USB (Rare):
=> USE flags: Can rebuild itself
   with or without the other
   three attributes
=> March native: Increases attack
   speed by 1% or -1%
=> Slot: Can use two versions of any
   attribute at the same time
=> PGO: The USB memorizes when you
   attack to increase speed, trading
   off for lower speed elsewhen.
   Requires two rebuilds.

Charm of systemd (common):
=> nspawn: Can build with deeper focus
=> Wisdom tax: The wise are less
   likely to feel neutral toward you
   (+2 or -2 charisma)
=> Chant of systemd: By chanting
'systemd-analyze calendar "Fri *-*-13"',
   the caster instantly knows when
   the next Friday the 13th is.

Let’s have some fun! Spells, items, and dungeons oh my!

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    Quest: Kali Bandits

    The Kali have been terrorizing villages across Linuxia. I beg you, young traveler, help us fight them off. I’ll reward you with riches beyond compare!

    Objective: Protect the village from the Kali bandits.

    Reward: +500 gold

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      Our party peers over the gate and sees…

      Kali Bandit (Level 3)

      A script kiddie. Lots spawn at once.

      STR: 3 (+7 during practice combat)
      DEX: 3
      CON: 5 (-4 when angry)
      INT: 4
      WIS: 1
      CHA: 1

      Kali Mercenary (Level 9)

      Uses Kali for work. Well-balanced, but weakened because the company hasn’t had a security incident anyway.

      STR: 8 (+15 when fighting Kali Bandit)
      DEX: 9
      CON: 10 (-2 when teammate gets phished)
      INT: 12
      WIS: 12
      CHA: 8 (-2 when dealing with the one paying for them)

      17 year old with Amazon fire stick (Level 12)

      The judge prohibited them from touching computers.

      STR: 7 (+3 if he gets SSH running…)
      DEX: 8
      CON: 12 (+1 from the big house)
      INT: 16
      WIS: 7
      CHA: 9 (-2 when dealing with Nvidia)