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silentTeee@lemmy.sdf.org to ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish ·
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When you used all your executive function for the day, but it's dinner time

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When you used all your executive function for the day, but it's dinner time

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silentTeee@lemmy.sdf.org to ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish ·
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  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net
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    greetings fellow waitress and or bartender

  • DominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.works
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    The picture is correct. I certainly won’t.

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    I’m assuming that’s to go with the martini, since that’s such a simple drink?

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      Yes, one olive per martini. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day of course.

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        There’s enough gin in a half gallon bottle to make 30-40 martinis. Coincidence??

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      Or in my case my home made moonshine. I am joking though, I would never bother with a garnish.

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      The drier the martini, the simpler it is to make.

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    Oof, that’s a lot of sodium

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      But they’ve got electrolytes…

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        They got what plants crave

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          I’m so happy to see this reference, you have no idea!

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    Use a fork, pls. We’re dysfunctional, not animals.

    Personal experience with that amount of olives is that a shard of a pit is unavoidable. So either eat slowly or don’t chew. Chewing fast can hurt.

    • silentTeee@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      But forks take effort… I kid, even I’m not that bad.

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    Don’t leak the secrets.

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      Oh something’s gonna leak, but it’s not the secrets.

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    When you’re pregnant and Greek, or Italian.

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    Aldi microwave mac and cheese is good in a pinch.

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