• arin@lemmy.worldBanned
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    22 days ago

    Sounds like they have some madcow adjacent disease, and that’s going to be in the new Whitehouse mystery meat 💀

    • plateee@piefed.social
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      22 days ago

      It’s okay, prion disease totally isn’t passed on by consumption.

      Also, it’s completely possible to cook out the bad prions.

      Trust me, I’m RFK.

    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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      22 days ago

      Oh god, I thought parasites and bacteria were all we had to worry about, but now we’re gonna be hearing about prion outbreaks?

      I hope they at least label it with “TRUMP MEAT” in giant gold letters…

      • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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        22 days ago

        probably parasites from pork too. you probably die from bacterial, viral or parasites before a prion disease, because they take so long to manifest.

        • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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          21 days ago

          But parasites and viruses are curable if they’re caught early enough and you have a strong enough constitution. A prion is a death sentence involving a slow and painful descent into madness.