lemmy.4d2.org
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago

Anon dates a gymnast

sh.itjust.works

message-square
12
link
fedilink
339

Anon dates a gymnast

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago
message-square
12
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • Senseless@feddit.org
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    38
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    1 month ago

    In Germany we say: “Eigenartiger Winkelschleifer, Brudi.”, and I think that’s wonderful.

    • B0rax@feddit.org
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      1 month ago

      Have not heard that before, thanks!

      • Senseless@feddit.org
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        1 month ago

        Du bist willkommen.

  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    23
    ·
    1 month ago

    I was dating a Mayan girl once, but it didn’t work out.

    She said I wasn’t prepared to make sacrifices.

  • blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    21
    ·
    1 month ago

    Got a chuckle

  • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    15
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    edit-2
    1 month ago

    i dated a gymnast once, but she was injured and in recovery.

    still fucked like a champ though. just in standard positions.

  • oce 🐆@jlai.lu
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    1 month ago

    Flex and -
    I can’t find a gymnastic match for the second adjective.

    • jballs@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      1 month ago

      Flex and Gaylord.

      According to USA Gymnastics Glossary of Terms

      Gaylord:

      On high bar, a front giant into a one-and-one-half front salto over the bar to regrasp. First done by U.S. gymnast Mitch Gaylord.

      • oce 🐆@jlai.lu
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        1 month ago

        Nice

    • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      1 month ago

      Mat, flex and still (rings).

      Rhyming with “chill” is hard, especially if you did gymnastics in a non-english country.

      • oce 🐆@jlai.lu
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        1 month ago

        The 4chan meme reply is “fake and gay”, I was trying to find a gymnastics variation.

  • Naive@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    1 month ago

    Even Anon got a date now.

  • reader@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    1 month ago

    deleted by creator

Greentext@sh.itjust.works

greentext@sh.itjust.works

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !greentext@sh.itjust.works

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you’re new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

  • Anon is often crazy.
  • Anon is often depressed.
  • Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 575 users / day
  • 2.33K users / week
  • 5.23K users / month
  • 10.8K users / 6 months
  • 7 local subscribers
  • 8.76K subscribers
  • 1.55K Posts
  • 34.2K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works
  • BE: 0.19.20
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org