This is a toilet thought, please ban me mods.

    • Fleur_@aussie.zoneOP
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      5 days ago

      Damn crazy. Do you think the shape of someone’s genitalia has an effect on that velocity and diameter?

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        The optimal genitalia for urination has zero length. Imagine a frictionless laminar flow from a razor edged hole in your torso!

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          I’ve definitely seen public bathrooms where the previous occupant may have been utilising this technique

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              4 days ago

              Doesn’t matter how smooth the piss flows, when it’s coming out the torso it ain’t hitting the toilet

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            You are doing a great job at showing everyone you have no idea what you’re talking about. What you replied to says there wouldn’t be any splatter etc.

            This post very single reply you’ve made here has only ticked more boxes on the list of showing your idiocy, ignorance and inability to understand basic concepts.

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              4 days ago

              Don’t let me stop you from having perfect piss aim by performing keyhole surgery on your abdomen

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          In theory, maybe. Yet in the real world, enough foreskin to interfere with the flow makes for a smoother flow with no spraying.