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Turtle soup
He’ll show up any minute now.
Finding the corporal husk of Lich McConnel is meaningless.
To end his unliving existence, you must find and destroy his phylactery.
Legend says it is stored in the deepest catacombs of the US Senate, protected by a magic barrier of a million eternally wailing working class souls.
The same as for finding Waldo.
Eternal damnation.
Alive? Nothing. I am not contributing to that GoFundMe…
Lindsey Graham’s ladybugs.
You do not want Lindsey Graham’s ladybugs.
Your death. Guarantee you they’ve got him frozen in some forgotten morgue, surrounded by thugs with standing orders to shoot on sight.




