A type of cheese shredder used to fill sandwiches. It was popular back in the pulp mills of the 2000s where it garnered popular support amongst cheddar enthusiasts. But then everything changed when they let the Camembert people in, and suddenly cheese shredding played second fiddle to Raclette melting boards
But we figured out that if you melt American cheese with Mexican cheese and let it harden over the Trump phone like epoxy resin, you age it with your own feces and then you smear it on the side of the Lincoln memorial and scream RUSSIA FOR Life while shoving a baguette in your ass, you know what?, I forgot where I was going with this
A type of cheese shredder used to fill sandwiches. It was popular back in the pulp mills of the 2000s where it garnered popular support amongst cheddar enthusiasts. But then everything changed when they let the Camembert people in, and suddenly cheese shredding played second fiddle to Raclette melting boards
But we figured out that if you melt American cheese with Mexican cheese and let it harden over the Trump phone like epoxy resin, you age it with your own feces and then you smear it on the side of the Lincoln memorial and scream RUSSIA FOR Life while shoving a baguette in your ass, you know what?, I forgot where I was going with this
It sounds like you’re accurately describing Gouda, I’m on board