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minus-squareImpractical_Island@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·17 hours agoEvery time I go on a date in the movies, I get the popcorn and cut a hole in the bottom so my penis can be in there for them to find as a surprise. This was especially exciting during those years when I was a woman.
minus-squareWIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·24 minutes agoSo when you were a woman did you stick something through the hole to act as a penis analogue or what?
Every time I go on a date in the movies, I get the popcorn and cut a hole in the bottom so my penis can be in there for them to find as a surprise. This was especially exciting during those years when I was a woman.
So when you were a woman did you stick something through the hole to act as a penis analogue or what?
Umm wtf?