☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 months agoWhen the product manager rolls in to open a JIRA ticketlemmy.mlimagemessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up1101arrow-down11
arrow-up1100arrow-down1imageWhen the product manager rolls in to open a JIRA ticketlemmy.ml☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square6fedilink
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up25·2 months agoI’d like to politely reject the usage of this meme. It’s a good meme certainly, but a better usage would be “A senior developer opening VIM on their…” JIRA is actually hella bloated and slow as ass on anything with less then two teraflops of compute power.
minus-squareFiniteLooper@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoNon developers on my team just keep Jira and Figma tabs open all day. I think they need beefier machines than I do to support that
minus-squarebalsoft@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoSeconded, it somehow manages to lag on my overclocked 5950X w/ 64GB of RAM. (this may be related to the Dark Mode extension or some shit, however it’s still absolutely inexcusable)
I’d like to politely reject the usage of this meme. It’s a good meme certainly, but a better usage would be “A senior developer opening VIM on their…”
JIRA is actually hella bloated and slow as ass on anything with less then two teraflops of compute power.
it is a chonker 🤣
Non developers on my team just keep Jira and Figma tabs open all day. I think they need beefier machines than I do to support that
Seconded, it somehow manages to lag on my overclocked 5950X w/ 64GB of RAM. (this may be related to the Dark Mode extension or some shit, however it’s still absolutely inexcusable)