fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoIllinois governor declares Lake Michigan is now Lake Illinoiswww.wilx.comexternal-linkmessage-square98fedilinkarrow-up1759arrow-down19
arrow-up1750arrow-down1external-linkIllinois governor declares Lake Michigan is now Lake Illinoiswww.wilx.comfossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square98fedilink
minus-squareThreeme2189@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down1·2 months agoIn response, North Dakota has challenged South Dakota to a duel. If North Dakota wins, both states will be combined into The state of ‘Dakota’.
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·edit-22 months agoIf North Dakota wins, both states will be combined into The state of ‘North Dakota’. And Nebraska will be renamed South Dakota. Then the process repeats. Until the entire earth is Dakota.
minus-squareGeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoI think the United States of Jersey would have something to say about that.
minus-squarebitchkat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoSkip the duel, combine them and maybe Montana and Wyoming.
In response, North Dakota has challenged South Dakota to a duel. If North Dakota wins, both states will be combined into The state of ‘Dakota’.
If North Dakota wins, both states will be combined into The state of ‘North Dakota’.
And Nebraska will be renamed South Dakota. Then the process repeats. Until the entire earth is Dakota.
I think the United States of Jersey would have something to say about that.
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Skip the duel, combine them and maybe Montana and Wyoming.