Thomas is a harem anime protagonist.
The Dungeon Boss Gave Me the Ability to Make Everyone Cute
"Countless lifetimes have passed since the coming of Thomas. The world thrives, gaily, under the new rule.
But all things have a cost, and we did not see what it would be until it was too late. Now, six heroes must brave the Temple of Thomas, and seal the Hetero away once and for all."
Queer people are like Stand Users. We’re drawn to one another
So clearly Thomas was just a Stand User attracting queer people.
his stand is the concept of queerness itself, if he dies all queer people instantly become straight and cis and this will cause much suffering
I know a Thomas too! He’s the straight cis eye of a queer hurricane. And it wasn’t always this way, he just keeps pulling folks into his massive orbit. Folks who later realize they are queer. He never brings it up or even seems to notice.
I finally realized what’s going on and it’s just a little weird. Like, what the hell is going on? Do my friends even have free will?! Do I?!
I conclude that Thomas has such a pure heart and loves so freely that he innervates people with restless souls. They/we are drawn to this vibe like planets in his solar orbit.
I should write him a poem about this
Thomas’ pure heart
Orbit for expanding souls
A queer hurricane
