UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 days agoThe numbers dont lie, and they spell disaster for you.imagemessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up1878arrow-down11
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minus-squareNutWrench@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33arrow-down1·2 days agoCompany-wide email: “We’ve had our best year ever and it’s all thanks to YOU!” Me: “Great. Can I have a raise?” Company: “Oh, we can’t afford THAT.”
minus-squareHossenfeffer@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·2 days agoCompany: But you can finish work half an hour earlier this Friday, or stay and enjoy free pizza on us! Half a slice per person, max. No fancy toppings.
Company-wide email: “We’ve had our best year ever and it’s all thanks to YOU!”
Me: “Great. Can I have a raise?”
Company: “Oh, we can’t afford THAT.”
Company: But you can finish work half an hour earlier this Friday, or stay and enjoy free pizza on us! Half a slice per person, max. No fancy toppings.