• FreddiesLantern@leminal.space
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    2 days ago

    My group consists of veterans to newcomers (it’s always such an honour).

    Me: ok guys so you’re all captured by the local law enforcement/gestapo and escorted to the city gates towards the prison district.

    Most players: oh no what do we do? Let’s carefully plan something.

    New player once the doors unlock: * starts graciously doing acrobatics all over the place killing guards and even kissing a guard while she stabs him in the neck.

    Like goddamnit guys, the clue was gestapo guards taking you away. The new one gets it!!!

    • jounniy@ttrpg.network
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      18 hours ago

      I can now confidently say that I am a Veteran because I have no idea how the players should’ve known to just start murdering people.

    • Rooster326@programming.dev
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      2 days ago

      Next scene:

      You’re in your pub looking for information. It is filled with one, or two plains clothes gestapo but mostly innocent NPCs

      New Players: oh no what do we do? Let’s carefully plan something.

      Most players: *starts graciously doing acrobatics all over the place killing civilians and even kissing a patron while she stabs him in the neck. Full on Murder Hobo.

      That one player: Has already tried to fuck half the building.