Call me Lenny/Leni@lemm.eeM to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoWhat's the wrongest thing a teacher ever told you?message-squaremessage-square238fedilinkarrow-up1126arrow-down14
arrow-up1122arrow-down1message-squareWhat's the wrongest thing a teacher ever told you?Call me Lenny/Leni@lemm.eeM to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square238fedilink
minus-squarethe dopamine fiend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up58arrow-down1·2 days agoPores in latex condoms bigger than the AIDS virus. Fuck a science class, that motherfucker shouldn’t have been allowed near the school.
minus-squareMothmanDelorian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·22 hours agoFor the kids it’s lambskin condoms that have pores larger than HIV
minus-squarepartial_accumen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 days ago Pores in latex lamb skin condoms bigger than the AIDS virus. That’s probably what they were going for, but you’d think a teacher in that position would check their data if challenged.
minus-squareCall me Lenny/Leni@lemm.eeOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·2 days agoHow would they work if they were going to fail at their one job?
minus-squareAmidFuror@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 days agoLatex condoms have been around longer than the AIDS crisis. They have another job.
minus-squareNicht BurningTurtle@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 days agoThe virus simply respects your decision to not want to be infected and doesn’t leave.
minus-squareMalle_Yeno@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoWe had that taight in our high school too! (And as a totally unrelated fact I’m sure, our biology teacher was a major figure in our local church and was pro abstinence. Completely unrelated, of course)
Pores in latex condoms bigger than the AIDS virus.
Fuck a science class, that motherfucker shouldn’t have been allowed near the school.
For the kids it’s lambskin condoms that have pores larger than HIV
That’s probably what they were going for, but you’d think a teacher in that position would check their data if challenged.
How would they work if they were going to fail at their one job?
Latex condoms have been around longer than the AIDS crisis. They have another job.
The virus simply respects your decision to not want to be infected and doesn’t leave.
We had that taight in our high school too!
(And as a totally unrelated fact I’m sure, our biology teacher was a major figure in our local church and was pro abstinence. Completely unrelated, of course)