Yeah, I’m under no illusions that I have it in me to be a responsible gun owner myself. If things get bad enough that near-sighted cripples are going to need more than an aluminum baseball bat for home self-defense, I’m gonna have to rely on my local leftist militia to store my our firearms.

But any chuds who catch a bullet playing “I hope I get to terrorize minorities today” from other people defending their loved ones? No tears shed from me.