I’m going to a cabaret show tonight and I wanted to get in costume. I tried to make some fake cigarettes but now I’m worried I’ll these will make me look like a perverted vampire. What’s the consensus team?

  • M0oP0o@mander.xyz
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    3 hours ago

    Maybe if they think you shove tampons up your urethra… and are of poor eyesight.