OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agoDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square19linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukOhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square19linkfedilink
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoI just realized…GOD is in the Epstein Files. Oh, it all makes so much sense now!
minus-squareAsafum@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoIt all started with the virgin Mary, then God couldn’t help himself and created Epstein so he didn’t feel so alone in His diddling!
I just realized…GOD is in the Epstein Files. Oh, it all makes so much sense now!
It all started with the virgin Mary, then God couldn’t help himself and created Epstein so he didn’t feel so alone in His diddling!