Related:

• Mustafa Suleyman*, Microsoft AI CEO, mindblown at people not being excited with his corpo-slop
• Pavan Davuluri, Windows chief, trying to address criticism without doing jack shit to fix what’s being criticised
• Microsoft still trying to push Edge down the users’ throats

“I don’t understand, why did users turned stupid out of blue? Those things used to know basic obedience! Now they can’t even follow simple orders like «be excited»! We should fire everyone in the User Taming Department and replacing them with AI!” /hj

*aka “Suleyman the Chaoswrecker”. Not to be confused with “Suleiman the Lawgiver”, the Ottoman sultan from five centuries ago.