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rumschlumpel@feddit.org to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

Wear your seatbelt

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Wear your seatbelt

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rumschlumpel@feddit.org to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • TootSweet@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Anon is definitely lawful neutral.

  • 𝓒𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓹𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓽@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    Buy drugs, wear your seatbelt, don’t speed, obey the road rules, be white. These are the secrets to not being pulled over with drugs in your car.

    Only break one law at a time.

  • unalivejoy@lemmy.zip
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    If you’re going on a drug run, why would you risk cops by not wearing a seat belt?

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      Only break one law at a time.

  • Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works
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    I had someone once put their seatbelt on when I asked, and then took it off again once I was moving. So I pulled over and said to put it back on, and keep it on, or get ready for a long walk.

    The audacity of some people.

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