That looks unironically great. Relatively easy to read and as far as I could tell, internally consistent. Two things current English spelling lacks.

Those kids are a handful eh.

Uh-oh

I’m sorry for being so late I just got home and I was just wondering if you had any time to talk about the car.

What are you doing step pizza delivery man?

Kind of ironic: I noticed your comment saying you prefer Bellular because YongYea is too rambly, right after I commented Bellular started rambling too much :-D

Different tastes I suppose.

Bellular news. It used to be focused on giving gaming news. Now they use gaming news as an introduction for long ramblings, and added click bait titles.

I often use emoticons, and dislike when the software automatically replaces them (although I’ve learned to accept that as a fact of life now). But I will never use an emoticon without nose. :-)

You breathe through an octopus? Don’t they need that oxygen themselves?

Does it have VGA?

I just finished Syberia 1 and its remake in parallel. Still a great game.

I’m now moving on to Syberia 2, while also trying to find the time to continue Baldur’s Gate 2 and Icewind Dale.

Your keyboard has more colours than your monitor :-D

Depends on local laws.

It should be noted that the legality depends on local laws. There are definitely countries where this is illegal.

That sounds awful. You get someone who doesn’t really know the company or product, they take a bunch of decisions that fundamentally affect how you work, and then they’re gone.

… actually, that sounds exactly like any other company.

There’s always a flying nun.

This is the plan all along. It’s not about porn, it’s not even about control. It’s about teaching Americans a second language. You know who’s behind this? Duolingo and Big Language.

It’s still there, but turning it off still won’t let you associate txt files with the old notepad.

Simply uninstalling the app works fine though, then it defaults to the old one.

“I want to start with a blank slate”

There’s a setting for that.

“I don’t want tabs”

This one’s trickier: there’s only a setting to open existing files in a new window; you’ll still have tabs.

If your skull size increases but what’s inside doesn’t, that sounds potentially very bad.

Plot twist: you are the dinner.