I have a selection of custom names that I usually choose from depending on genre and the characters appearance. It’s like a mix of self insertion and roleplaying.

In 3 days:

My neigbors are doing this weird fetish thing where one openly shits on the ground and the other one watches from the safety of his shrubbery. What do I do??

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Tylenol sure is a hell of a drug

I need parasitic financiers to commit mass suicide which is what this holiday has always truly been about.

I wholeheartedly don’t care about any of that. I just go with the flow and give the present moment my full attention.

OUCH GOUT (I legit have it in my right foot rn)

My hobby is petting my cat. Keep your grubby sausage fingers off my cat.

Usually mostly mammals though because since they’re able to digest breast milk a little meat tends to agree with them better. But yeah at the end of the day free protein is probably worth an upset tummy out in the wild.

You had that screenshot locked and loaded 😂

i don’t really participate in social media or any of that.

That’s probably the main difference. I spend like 20 minutes a day on lemmy and that’s it. I used to be very active on TikTok and Reddit. Went from a depressed and anxious mess to having a job and being happy and outgoing basically by focusing on what’s in front of me rather than what’s on my screen. Many people stay in their defeatist echo chambers and that’s the only reality they engage with. There are plenty of reasons to be worried but the thing is there always are. Life, society, family and so on have always been fragile. All you can do is enjoy what you have in this very moment.

That’s devious

The voices forbid it

I don’t believe him but the thing is if I was locked up at home with a technological device strapped to my ankle I’d 100% fiddle with it out of curiosity so I gotta say he kinda picked a reasonable excuse.

Sure but it’s not worth dwelling on is what I’m saying.

You got a lot of genuine replies engaging with your thoughts. I’d focus on that over the negative.

I have two glasses of water on my bedside table. One that is always empty unless I’m using it and one decoy that is exclusively used by my cat. She doesn’t drink from a bowl so this is what it takes.

Attached to the best knees imaginable

It’s all relative innit

Sex sells