Sounds great until either a) a student laughs, says no, and stays on their phone or b) a teacher gets fired for trying to force a student to drop their phone in a cardboard box

The other day I bought a cookie that was 200 calories per serving, with a serving size being half a cookie lmfao

For a while in my 20’s, I lived with my mom. It was always something walking through the living room and hearing the quartering or Greg gutfeld or some other moron pissing in her ear about how I’m a domestic terrorist because I’m a leftist.

Also I live in Kansas, so it’s not like leaving the house was much better

No breeding licenses in my perfect world. New animals come from the inevitable continued practice of illegal breeding, and from strays that aren’t fixed. I’m willing to add a cutout: in any given city, having an unaltered animal can be decriminalized if shelters are at a combined <20% capacity.

You want unpopular? I’ll give you unpopular. No-kill animal shelters are ultimately more harmful to animals than kill shelters.

Instead of euthanizing one violent or chronically ill or old or otherwise unadoptable animal, you spend your limited space and resources keeping it alive while you turn away a dozen perfectly healthy and well-behaved animals who could have been adopted but were instead let loose on the street or were euthanized elsewhere.

Even euthanizing otherwise adoptable animals is a net positive, because there are more companion animals in need of homes than there are homes willing and able to take them in.

As long as it’s legal to make your animals make more animals, culling their populations will remain an ecological necessity. Which brings me to unpopular opinion #2: it should be straight up flat out illegal to own a pet that isn’t spayed or neutered, no exceptions. I don’t care if you think your munchkin cat’s fucked up tiny legs are cute. The state should be able to seize your animals and have them fixed with or without your consent.

You know what? Now I agree with Dicska, let’s get these things banned

Debatable at best. The sequel takes place a decade later with the devil still furious that he lost the duel, and deciding to challenge Johnny again.

It isn’t pride if you’re actually the best there’s ever been

It was the only one I could find with a good framerate and I was hoping no one would notice lmao

Confession time: that’s literally what I did. I do not have the creative ability to add flavor to the ability to stack boxes for 10 hours a day lmfao

Last year I applied for my second job ever. My resume was comprised of 12 years working the same unskilled minimum wage job. I had a high school education. No technical certificates or anything like that… Wtf do I even do for a resume, besides

Name

phone number

email address

Professional experience: can read and follow simple instructions, can stack boxes

Thankfully the place was desperate for more employees and reading/following simple instructions was enough to get me through my probationary period. Turns out being of roughly average intelligence is enough to make it in life

Planning to have one of your supporters killed by a high-powered rifle and then using a squib to make it look like you’ve been shot in the ear is right up Mr Trump’s alley. Do you seriously buy that the security agency protecting the most powerful person on the planet wouldn’t think to keep an eye on one of of three rooftops within range of America’s most popular gun?

Not close at all actually. You’ll never make me believe that wasn’t staged

Redditors when they see a woman

The important thing is that every site is misprofiling you the same way, which doesn’t actually help you. Your fingerprint just has a distinctive scar across it

Yeah, it’s about as effective as ending every comment with “I do not consent to my comments being used to train AI data sets”

That might be worth $900 lmao my girl has been driving on the spare for years

Cody’s Lab. A lot of channels do cool shit for their youtube channel, and it feels like Cody has a youtube channel for the cool shit he’s already doing. Like, vacuuming out a chicken coop. Check out how he does it without dirtying the filter on his shop vac. Or an infinite pickle jar. With a couple design modifications, that could legit be a marketable product.

Also Know Art. I can’t even imagine the effort it takes to make the 3d models he uses to explain things, but damn if I don’t know a hell of a lot more about telescoping mechanisms and drills and buttons and phones and staplers and saws and like a million other things because of their amazing channel

I mean they said “unless you’re using stuff that’s supremely sketchy and also installing things you shouldn’t be”

Someone else’s $1,000 designer cat vs my $100 rescue

I genuinely don’t see what that extra $900 bought