I hope the Avs. Tf happened to Dallas in the last few weeks?!

Nice try, Slippin’ Jimmy.

She brings me her treat to “share” before she eats it. I pretend to take a bite and then she eats it. If I don’t pretend to take a bite, she just leaves it there and whines until I do.

Logic in religion? That’s your first mistake there.

Only Fools And Horses

How do you quantify “bad?”

Would’ve been better without all the rain.

So you’re saying there’s a chance!?

That’s a beautiful accent you have. New Jersey?

LOL If my teammates did that and they weren’t my friends off the ice, I’d probably look for a new team.

I thought that seemed pretty common knowledge, but I guess not.

What did I miss to bring this up? Lol

Don’t be such a damp squid.

Tywin is right.

He was one of my favourite tennis players…what did he do? Haven’t heard anything about him in years.

Just wait. She’ll message you soon enough.

Teammates gotta stick together.

Felt like sometime after turning 30, something changed like a switch was flipped. Suddenly started gaining weight out of nowhere. Lol

Not that funny but I’ll upvote because LOTR.

LOL