It’s graded on speed, endurance, technique and style

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of their own actions

We can be horrible together

I prefer my surgeons a bit more specific

Or you will die of dehydration. Either way it won’t bother you any more.

Every coin helps!

Sounds more like Cosmic Horror Brownies

Depends on what actually happens to caught animals. Neuter and release is probably the most humane option.

& Knuckles!

Not even he deserves being thrown into a russian prison, and European ones are too nice for him. I’d rather it be over. I’m too tired of this shit to come up with creative punishments.

May it be his last

If I have to do the same thing more than twice, I’m going to look for the ways to automate it. I hate repetitive tasks.

The Soviet management fucking everything up is eternal and omnipresent.

Those are pretty old too, that’s fair.

Sharks evolved before Saturn’s rings and the North Star existed.

No, it’s pretty close. Seeing as I don’t see the downvote and my instance is defederated from the tankie triad, probably some tankie rolled in to downvote anything related to Ukraine.

russia could also use a revolution or something… just don’t let the “vanguard party” take over again

Ironically, what inspired a lot of Ukrainians to stop using russian language and cultural references in everyday life is the full scale invasion. I guess, thanks putin for undoing the damage Soviets did to Ukrainian culture? /s

Well, I work from home, and I usually shower after waking up

Bidet, same outcome, less time.