“Pass my purity test or you can sort your own bins”

Pathetic

Don’t stop caring just because others don’t. Do it for yourself. It will show. Proud of you.

Thanks buddy

Don’t be shitbags and at least try customer service.

These fuckers have tried everything except shipping a decent product.

Because I know you and I love you anyway.

I crave a metaphorical bloodbath in the upper ranks of Dem leadership. Get the fuck out of the way.

DO BOTH YOU INNEFECTUAL FUCKS

Slink away slug

A slap on the wrist and a golden parachute at worst.

They take care of their own.

Sorry but my god needs to have a raging circumcised boner. It’s where I draw the line.

It won’t matter to him. The amount of money he spent could do appreciable good for regular people. For him it’s an “oh well”.

You are deriving joy from his imagined anguish. He doesn’t give a fuck.

Easier to ban than innovate.

CEOs aren’t innovators. MBAs aren’t engineers. We’ve got highly complicated companies run by people who can’t print to pdf.

Capitalism gonna capitalize. Try to reign it in and you’re a dirty communist.

“Sir we have a problem.

What is it Jenkins? Can’t you see I’m insider trading?

Sir, the trans federation has discovered….

places 20 poly market trades

Discovered what Jenkins? Spit it out you cuck!

Sir, they are using gulp Unicode.

pin drop

Unicode Jenkins?

Yes sir, it’s like a directory of all text characters. Arabic, Cyrillic, iconography….

Goddamnit Jenkins I know what Unicode is. Tell me. What about our keyword scanners? Are our scanners working?

Sir, I’m afraid they’ve been, obliterated.

sigh Goddamn federated transexual communists. You sick bastards.”

People don’t need an excuse to be dumb

I “tee-hee’d”

They will not go quietly. A cornered animal will get desperate

lol boob

Plus Dollar Generals may be the only option in food deserts.