Quite the opposite, or so the Germans would have us believe:
I die with a happy heart, aware of the immeasurable deeds and achievements of our soldiers at the front, our women at home, the achievements of our farmers and workers and the work, unique in history, of our youth who bear my name.
And you’ll never guess who he blamed for starting the war.











Annual raise time: “Your performance was great, but we gave you a low review because if we rated you appropriately we’d have to give you a raise, and investors want us to cut costs.”