That’s insensitive. Batman killed my parents.

Toronto’s condo market can eat shit and die for all I care

Wat

Pop os killed my parents.

Placebos get my dick so crunchy

If only you’d do the right thing and just eat a huge tub of razor blades and human fecez

Incorrect.

What you need to do is just start violently punching the wall while screaming racial slurs with a plunger up your ass. Sploosh.

But my hands up and head her head to kiss her.

Wat

In your hand.

The bic camera song they play in akihabara lives rent free in my head

Anal pustules

My only requirements are that she’s as depraved and unabashedly slutty as I am and I’m attracted to her.

Well I guess also that she doesn’t sponge off me.

Also that would be expecting a level of engagement with clothing that most men simply don’t have.

Hornse

Except he he has an incredibly long, thin mustache that he is gleefully twirling as he does it.

That is actually the case, yes.

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Gas station Linux killed my parents.

A Linus pillow killed my parents.

As long as this includes churches I’m on board. Like, all kinds of churches.