1. | Heaven is where the police are British
2. | …why would police be allowed into heaven?
3. | It feels like an easy upvote as an American, but…there are countries where police are dutiful, helpful, and measured in force.

The second line implies there isn’t a single good cop in the entire world that would get into heaven. Otherwise it would have said “why would British police be allowed into heaven?”.

So this entire comment threat is about every single police on Earth.

But are you talking about Piece by Piece, or about Piece by Piece?

One politician maybe.

But not all of them.

You should eat more fibers. That is most definitely not normal.

Normal would be pooping once a day.

You are already paying for the food, aren’t you?

So it isn’t free.

And you don’t need wait staff to open your own bottle either.

That is just the plot of Thunderpants

I believe the guy forgot the jar on the radiator and it boiled his own cum into a gas that dispersed around his house.

Fuck that noise.

Reality is already bleak enough. Don’t need it when I try to escape it.

Hey, no kink shaming.

Unless they like it of course.

Nah they don’t, they just have to abuse it.

Good to see you coming to terms with being a spineless clown.

But being a communist is not mutually exclusive with being a tankie. Anyone that simps for authoritatian imperialist regimes like Russia or China is a tankie, no matter if they are communist, socialist, capitalist or any other ist.

Why does she stay in his room? Was she waiting for him to die or something?

Got it to move sideways. When I passed out drunk.

No, at 5:00h

Why are you putting a 0 in front of that? Do you also say 0100€?

They could do it with 5 billion crabs. So I’d say around that number.

Why would anyone delete their gym?

When it has been proven that other countries like Russia meddle with the US elections. It is only natural to thank the one disrupting this meddling.

This time it was quite effective. Can’t wait for for the next election Ukraine will save by bombing Russian data centers. Finally we get our vote back into our hands.

Since those lottery systems are about making money for the ones organizing them. The chance of getting more money out of it than you put in is extremely small. And the bigger the jackpot, the slimmer the chance.

Because those lottery organizers are definitely not going to lose money on it.

This is just straight up an advertisement for a brand of cookies.

Not without a bomb implanted in their skull and a mission to take down NATO