You don’t? I give myself such an ionising wedgie that all the water is gone, reduced to atoms

That’s where the underwear comes in…

Damn, US/Canada only, but they do seem relatively cheap

I agree. It just sucks that something so necessary for so many people is outrageously expensive, it just shouldn’t be like that.

I must say, a bidet/handheld shower head thingy instead of toilet paper is the way to go. Cheaper and more sustainable

But they’re so expensive…

Absolutely sickening. Words can not express how much I loathe this prick

shits and/or giggles

That’s probably the single most impactful cause for doing things with computers