Somehow they wrote Hank Hill to be a very nonpolitical Texan. I’m not sure if on the spectrum describes him as much as he’s a slightly exaggerated Texas hard ass character.

I mean, King of the Hill is also a cartoon. A better one with more authenticity.

Actually, the Bible just says it’s the fruit of a tree.

It could have been an orange, pomegranate, or banana.

Abe Lincoln famously warned us about how people make up shit on the Internet.

There is more that meets the eye,

Can I make it more obvious?

This is how the story ends…

Well it wasn’t good enough for her.