Dragon Rider (drag)

Drag rides dragons and also “rides” dragons. drag/dragself person-independent pronouns. That means drag’s pronouns are the same in first, second, and third person.

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  • That’s just accelerationism.

    You don’t actually need Dialectical Materialism and desperation of the workers in order to get to communism. Marx himself admitted that various indigenous cultures such as the Haudenosaunee were communists. Communism is the natural state of humanity. If you remove all the capitalists maintaining the system, communism will naturally win because it’s how humans naturally think.

    Note the fact that despite our late stage capitalist society and rampant neoliberalism, children still live under communism. They get free food, free housing, and free education. Either from the state, or from their parents. Anyone who introduced capitalism to children would be considered a monster even in our current society. If you kept a ledger of debts and made your child pay it back at 18, or if you charged competitive market rates for rent to a 10 year old, you’d be called a child abuser. Everyone already knows that capitalism is wrong, we’re just trained to selectively ignore that fact. Take away the social pressure brainwashing people, and they’ll figure it out themselves.

    Also, Light should have made the billionaires donate their fortunes to communist organisations and charities before they died. And made the dictators declare their countries a communist democracy before they died. (Yes, the seconds in command will obviously block these orders from being carried out. That’s why Light kills the seconds in command and makes them do the same a week later. After a dozen iterations, all the remaining leaders will get with the plot)


  • Breaking News! Elon Musk has just died of a heart attack after donating his fortune to the communist party of America!

    Breaking News! Jeff Bezos has just died of a heart attack after donating his fortune to the communist party of America!

    Breaking News! Bill Gates has just died of a heart attack after donating his fortune to the communist party of America!

    Breaking News! J K Rowling has just died of a heart attack after donating her fortune to the British Transgender Foundation!

    Breaking News! Rupert Murdoch has just died of a heart attack after donating his fortune to the communist party of Australia!

    Hey look, drag found the Tax The Rich and Redistribute Wealth Note.


  • He still fucked up. He should have started by working his way down the list of richest people and list of fascist dictators. Killing billionaires does a lot more to scare the people responsible for crime than killing random murderers does.

    You CAN permanently fix the world. You just have to kill all the capitalist billionaires and politicians. Then let the communists implement communism with no organised opposition.






  • Dragon Rider (drag)@lemmy.nzto196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneRule
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    2 days ago

    Ethiopia has one of the lowest smoking rates in the world. How? It’s banned in public places, it cannot be flavoured, warning labels must be included, and there are high taxes.

    How do we do the same for Twitter? We ban the app from being downloaded from the apple/play store (downloading an apk is fine). We prohibit Twitter from showing ads to users in the country. We require a warning on each page load that Twitter promotes Nazi content, and we tax Twitter just to do business in the country.

    If Twitter doesn’t agree to those terms, they can stop doing business in this country. They still have the option of getting revenue from blue checkmarks, so it’s not like it’s impossible for them to operate. They just have to follow certain restrictions on how they conduct business, just like Cigarette companies have to.


  • Dragon Rider (drag)@lemmy.nztoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldBro 😭😭
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    You’re right, the difference being a few weeks is silly. There should be a tier system instead. Like 15-, 16-17, 18-20, 21-24. If you’re an old fart, you can only date over 25. If you’re within one of the tiers, you can date within the same tier and maintain any relationship that was started when you were previously in the same tier. Something like that, but with a little more polish.