Or they can teach that person how to build ships for life.

And the answer is, of course, pancakes.

Wouldn’t this be an indicator of a neurological issue?

I’m not a geologist, but if it is, I think they should tell them tbh…

As is government owned prisons. Corporations profiting from punitive slavery and bribing politicians to keep the slaves coming is the norm for ALL US prisons, not a “private ones only” exception.

That reminds me of my favorite quote from the author of Eat, Pray, Love:

See my…vest see my vest, made from real gorilla chest!

Yeah, because who wouldn’t want to drive a car from a company whose quality control policy is “don’t” that does welding like this?

And fit things together this well

It may be quick and pretty to look at if you don’t inspect it closely, but it has the price tag of a brand new Aston Martin and the build quality of an 80s Yugo.

Better:

• Revolut (though a fintech company named after a revolution lacking the charge at the end is still moronic in several ways)
• airbnb (from awful to meh)
• Spotify (same)

Worse:

• Pinterest (original fit the platform and what it is/was pretty much perfectly. Current is meh)
• eBay (both are bad IMO, but at least the original was bad in a playful and eye-catching way. The new one is just more meh
• Burberry (the stag was notable and signalled a history of old-fashioned quality that’s suitably rugged. The new one is meh AND insecure about people knowing which London they’re from)
• Rimova (yet another fashion brand apparently afraid of being noticed
• DF (from one of the best and most fashion-appropriate logos to an absolute eyesore and kerning nightmare that invites vandalism)
• Jaguar (From absolutely iconic and great in every way to even uglier than the new DF one. I hope whomever came up with that got both fired and beaten and I’m a pacifist.)

The rest just go from meh to slightly different meh 🤷

One of the worst, most unreliable and badly made cars on the market

But enough about Tesla.

I see you know your judo well!

Or rather: don’t fake orgasms, make sure he knows if there’s something he can do better.

Constrictive criticism and pointers is how we get better, especially at doing the things YOU specifically like.

If he can’t roll with that, though, kick his ass to the curb. Maybe point and laugh at his weird penis first 😛