Rose Thorne(She/Her)

That’s the revenge gun.

Gotta keep it cold, just in case you need it.

They hold no power here.

We have Jokers biggest boner, after all.

He kinda threw me off at first, but I’ve grown to enjoy his aggressive style of education. It feels like all I’ve really needed is someone yelling “You’re a fucking dumbass, and so am I, so let’s learn some shit together so we can burn it all the fuck down”.

“Getting the Plant light was the hardest. Y’know this thing only picks up on dandelions?”

Don’t trust any website that asks for your bones.

It’s secretly run by the rambling gambling skeletons. No one wants to play euchre anymore, so they had to take a different angle.

“My decorated buttocks gathers all the grain to the silos.”

“My magical electric sex heart pants!”

Oh.

Then I’ll try to hit them twice as hard. Gotta correct those poor life decisions.

Oh, I thought it was produced by the creepy kids who hide out in the corn fields. Guess I should maybe stop hitting them with my car as they walk out.

Not even just natural disasters, either. I’ve seen people(across the 'net and, sadly, in person) lump Tennessee, Georgia, and Alabama together like we all voted the exact same way, like it’s our faults that laws and restrictions get made.

So many of us have fought, tried changing minds, voted in our own favor, fucking tried, and guess what we got? Told it’s our faults. Told by our “leaders” that we’re practically better off dead in their eyes. Watched them fight to make us as miserable as possible, every way they can, and have had to etch our own niches wherever we can.

It’s absolutely demoralizing. People on both sides want to keep screaming you’re doing it wrong when all we’re trying to do at this point is fucking survive long enough to maybe get to smile once as ourselves before we die.

Wait, Hollywood?

You mean I didn’t have to duel my girlfriend on a high mountaintop and then spend a month surviving together after our allies abandoned us? Like, we thought that’s how you start dating.

Fuck.

Just don’t look at all the maps. They mean nothing. There is no Femboy Division ready to strike.

That is somebody’s completely undisguised fetish, and to that person, you do you, but being upfront about your smut sells better.

I don’t have a bag on hand to list out the ingredients, but it’s a type of cake generally made in a loaf or Bundt that has a dense, creamier texture.

It can be used to make excellent dessert breads, like a sweeter banana bread. Absolutely amazing topped with chopped walnuts. The only real change to using it as a bread base is either open oven finishing or steam finishing to get some extra crust around the top.

That’s some good looking banana bread.

Creme cake mix also makes for an excellent banana bread.

Alright, time to burn down all of Finland. Just reduce everything to ash. In fact, nuke the ash after we’re done. Maybe add some salt after that. Nothing can live there anymore.

We’ll just be extra careful this time, can’t have a second Australia situation.

Mostly, yeah. He’s practically getting to live his dream these days, after going through a pretty long rough patch.

I’m still untangling things, in my own way, but I can also recognize the strides I’ve been able to make with it. It’s taken many a long year to get to the point where even talking about it didn’t leave me shaking in anger or fear, and I consider that a major improvement. Shaking off the last shadows from the monster.

We had a long driveway. I quickly learned how to position myself to be able to see out the window and prepare before being seen.

That was also around the same time I learned how to quickly make a bug-out bag, a bit of cryptography(My dad and I had a code language, just in case), and just how far I can be pushed before physical response is my only response.

There isn’t enough therapy in the world.

Who currently holds naval supremacy? If Mamdani can make the landing, taking the Staten VPs in a rush shouldn’t be very hard. Even easier if he’s kept his planes relatively decent, CAS can really soften the defenders.

Staten has no resources, almost no factories, and the focus tree is generic. They have no hope of holding the territory.

If someone goes to another team after this, would they be considered half-chub?