

Communism! Hasan Piker! Zohran Mamdani and his scary fast and free buses are coming for you! We’re losing the culture war to Abdul MOHAMED El-Sayed because he’s walking away from it on Fox News! Turn up the Islamophobiaaaa!
Is what Republicans will fall back on





















Hmmm I might just join the waitlist now, then. Because I wanted to give myself a few months to think it over, anyway.