I feel like my odds would be better with the lottery.

It’s not a fictional film, I’ve seen it.

To be fair, everyone does. I’ll never understand why people think he’s funny.

What’s funny is that you idiots have no idea how stupid you sound when you say this shit.

The fact that you think it can only be one or the other is really fucking sad.

Lol. You went to Florida and only ate fast food, didn’t you?

The thing that makes French food good is their liberal use of butter.

Remember when someone would accidentally go to Whitehouse.com instead of whitehouse.gov?

Limited Data? You guys living in 2005?

Like a cheese wheel. You might not touch bottom, but you’ll stretch out the sides.

If you get the right one there’s polonium in it.

I went to college rather late in life and was 36 when I started. Kids were stressing over the AI detecting programs. I suggested just writing their own papers. They looked at me like I’d said I came from Mars.

Aside from the added vodka, it’s pretty much the same

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That sounds like you haven’t cleaned your toilet since the Obama administration.

Just remind yourself that there are people who would think you are some sort of insatiable deviant.

No, I’m judging people from their own actions I’ve observed myself. It’s the same ones who wouldn’t vote for Harris because of Gaza because getting Trump elected again has worked out so well for them. It’s the people who, when starving to death and presented with a bowl of dried dog shit or some overboiled broccoli, will choose to starve because the broccoli is too soft.

You’re expecting a lot from people who’d rather stay home and claim some moral high ground while the world burns around them.

Makes sense, his songs are pretty long.

What you call Chinese comes with fries and gravy, man.