Jakylla

Tap objects that are currently being exposed to true suffering:

The wall behind you, the upper-left of your hair,  the upper-right of your hair,  The wall behind you
The wall behind you, the top-left of your head,    the right of your head,        The wall behind you
The wall behind you, the bottom-left of your head, the bottom-right of your head, The wall behind you
The desk you are on, your left arm on the table,   your right arm below the desk, The desk you are on

ProcrastinaThor

Thanks for the fix ;)

I heard about racing car having spinning wheels too, instead of breaking before turns, accumulating energy into them, then after the turn, releasing them for huge acceleration

You can also save up to 100% by externalizing the HTML part too

if(payment == false) {
    blade.sharpness = 0;
    handle.confort = -2;
    reflection.displayAdd();
} else if(updated == true) {
    blade.sharpness = 4;
    handle.confort = 3;
} else {
    blade.sharpness = 3;
    handle.confort = 2;
    speaker.playSound("needUpdate.mp3");
}

I hate that I can’t translate this one to share it to the people around me that can’t English, this one is too good

A little part stills goes to soil and other, we wouldn’t have coal if old trees decomposed all their CO2 back to the air

But are not the markets collapsing when the function opens ?

Always have been

Se… No !

Classical error code 200

Fun fact: was right only once to me today

Not musical person here, still have too much music going on in the head. Can’t even sing them or play them or anything, most of the time cannot even recall them. But they are there…

where silence ? [insert monkey meme here]

Religion:

If have only 1 hand, to be happy, just have to join them both

I hate that so much, there is almost never more than 5 tabs open on my browser. At the 6th one, typically once I finished my thing there, I close the browser and reopen a clean one. I don’t even remember what I was doing on these 5 other ones anyway

Nah I wasn’t, no problem with that :P

It’s not a big deal, even less if it’s a mistake or something (and here more than anywhere else xD)

Just talking about why I don’t like the argument that “This is for new people to watch the old content”; that not valid argument

I just doesn’t want new content to be flooded in repeated old stuff that I can already find by clicking on that “show more” button on the bottom of the page.

Don’t remove the post; just avoid doing reposts by knowing you are reposting. I don’t want repost bot to do 95% of the content like on the good old reddit style, making almost impossible to find new funny memes even by scrolling

I literally found it in 5 minutes by scrolling

Now they will find out about ADHD memes, want to see more by scrolling, and see that the “more” is the same stuff they already saw, and stop scrolling there, missing lot of nice old content