In which case, it’s most likely one of the flow-heating suicide showers

Is it a suicide shower (the kind where an unprotected 3000W+ heating wire runs through the water) with disconnected ground? (A grill around the nozzles is connected to a ground wire that is supposed to prevent the current from flowing into your body, but it tends to trip GFCI/RCD so stupid desperate people disconnect it against the advice in the manual. If they were desperate but smarter, they would connect the grill to neutral instead to prevent GFCI/RCD from tripping while maintaining slightly better leakage prevention.)

Has she peed that day? Is that what she cooked the pasta in?

Still avoids Scunthorpe. There is no good reason to visit Scunthorpe.

Let’s just anthropomorphize the animals then