Atelopus-zeteki

Puts me in mind of this story by Poe. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cask_of_Amontillado

Umm this is m/lemmyshitpost, and OP has posted that they ate ALL the brake lube at autozone.

Not frunny at all! I was laughing in relief at the coincidence, as my brakes has just started squeaking, horribly. I use the headlight fluid, it really softens the plumbus so the photons have maxistreal laminar exfusion, which is much safer for night driving. /s

Brake Lubricant!?!? ROTFLOL.

Oglaf, uncited, again! Oglaf.com