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Seeing a turkey on someone’s roof might scare me off, too. Turkeys can be bastards.

I never said you were stupid, I said you sound stupid. If I need anything other than a basic toolkit and replacement pads to change my brakes, that’s a problem to me. And yes, I do know what an EPB is, and I don’t like them. Like a lot of electronic systems, they can fail. I’ve driven a car that automatically engages the EPB when put in park and turning it off rarely worked as intended.

Who’s stupid now? Neither of us, but you still sound stupid.

You sound pretty stupid. Even if you were right, this is wildly unnecessary to go through to change brakes. I’ve been changing my own brakes since I learned to drive and have never had to touch anything other than the wheels and brake pedals. Your take is wild.

Tastes like heaven for this jack off. 🙄

Agreed. Although, I was taught that the reason our privates had darker skin was because it was bruised from constant fapping. “If y’all would just leave them wieners and cooters alone they’d look damn normal!”

I didn’t pull it for almost a month and a half and after no change I decided she was wrong. LOL

Taking into account the information OP has shared, it sounds like you’re advocating for his demise. This is inflammatory to someone with normal reactions; how do you think a violent sociopath would respond?

This is shit advice, and even though I’m sure OP knows better, I’m still going to say it: don’t do this stupid shit.

I’m afraid to ask why… 😳

Sounds like someone woke up not just on the wrong side of the bed, but off of it. Take six chill pills, bro. 😂

Thanks! I had no idea. I figured the resolution came from system specs. This is good to know. Although, I’m super close to just banishing the internet entirely. Tracking is getting out of hand…

Edit: corrected “vanishing” to “banishing.” Autocorrect. 🙄

Why no full screen? The second point makes sense and I might go back to using FF, but I can fathom what not going full screen accomplishes.

Only have anecdotal evidence, so I could be crazy(I am. 😊), but the artificial colors can trigger intense manic episodes. I wouldn’t mind this, but it’s followed with an almost equal depressive episode and I dislike those a lot. They’ve had Simply Doritos(white cheddar nacho—tastes like white cheddar popcorn; cool ranch—REALLY good!) and white cheddar Cheetos for a while. I like them all and no episodes.

I love flaming hots, so I am very excited about this!

Eat them with chopsticks and avoid the finger cake entirely! I use chopsticks to eat Cheetos and Doritos.

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I wear white wraparound sunglasses. Do the polarized rainbow gradient lenses help me?!? Or am I a lost cause?

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Extension granted. 😂

Thanks for helping me out.

My dumbass is over here “Legend milk??? Coke milk??? I don’t get it! 😖”

I’m the same way with things, but I do think you handled this poorly. When people do things like this for me, also knowing I’d prefer to keep what I have or fix it if it’s malfunctioning/broken, my response is usually something along the lines of: “Thank you! This will come in handy when I can no longer use the one I have now. I’ll keep this safe until then!”

As someone else pointed out, they probably had a very good reason for getting that for you. When my lady bought me a new cell phone and I said basically what I wrote above, her response was that while she understands my current phone works, it doesn’t always work well, and she’d like to have longer, more meaningful conversations with me while I’m out of town. I asked her what she meant, since I saw no problem with it. She said my current phone didn’t keep a charge very long and the microphone wasn’t great. I learned that she called me less often than she’d like to because she felt like having me repeat myself and having to stop my work to charge the phone while having our talks was a bother to me, so she figured this would fix both of those problems. I swapped the service to the new phone immediately. She was elated, I was happy she was happy, and honestly I have a great phone that lasted two days on a charge for over a year. I also rarely have to repeat myself now, and didn’t realize that I was, in fact, bothered having to repeat myself until I didn’t have to.

Win-win, but you’ll never know if you shut it down.

Shit! Look, I’m shocking at maths. Help me figure out how to give the man more of my hours.

I can’t do math; I thought this was good. Should I make more days or work more in the ones I already have?